it’s so weird that men can make endless misogynistic comments and not have to reassure people that they don’t hate women but when women, especially those in the spotlight, talk about things concerning women they feel an overwhelming need to constantly reassure the world that they don’t hate men, that they love men.
and by weird i mean a cultural norm to demean women and overvalue men.
WHAT THE HOLY HOT FUCK MAN
FUCK YOU ALL NOW IM NOT GOING TO SLEEP TONIGHT
What?! I’m pretty sure i never dropped a human! °^° or..did i? hmm..
I don’t think I have ever dropped somebody … but if I have, terribly sorry.
I do this just to fuck with people.
actually that falling feeling of falling when you sleep is when your heart beat drops to fast so your body wakes you up so you don’t die (so in a sense its like almost dieing but its not intentional) its just your body going “ok sleep time now, lets slow the heart down, OH FUCK TO SLOW TO SLOW, QUICK WAKE THEM UP THEIR GONNA DIE”
I still find it the funniest thing that the French nobles were scandalized when Louis XVI *didn’t* take an official mistress or sleep around, as French kings were expected to in the 17th and 18th centuries.
He’s just like “but I love my wife” meanwhile the court at Versailles is all “what the fuck is this monogamy bullshit”.